Things that my friends and I would do if we spent a WHOLE day with the Death Note cast

1. Lock me and Near in a room for five whole hours.
2. Take bets on who would come out alive.
3. Handcuff L to Jessica (hahaha poor L...)
4. Handcuff me to Mello (poor Mello... :D)
5. Handcuff Katherine to Near (I hope to God she doesn't read this.)
6. Force L and Mello to eat healthy food.
7. Make Matt not smoke cigarettes or play games for two whole hours.
8. Put Matt in rehab for being a smoker and game addict.
9. Send L and Mello to Sugar Rehab.
10. Send Near to Toy Rehab.
11. Prank call the President.
12. Verse Matt in DDR.
13. Win.
14. Go and blow up some random building with Mello.
15. Go on a treasure hunt with Near.
16. Bury him.
17. Go to a gay bar with Mello (don't tell him it's a gay bar) and then see how many guys try to hook up with him (as opposed to a normal bar).
18. Make Near sing Thriller on stage at the gay bar.
19. Make Matt do the weird little Godzilla dance move that goes with it.
20. Make Mello do the moonwalk.
21. Resurrect Michael Jackson and introduce him to Near, saying that Near just turned 12.
22. Sit back and watch the show.
23. Make sure I have a video camera.
24. Make Mello dress up in drag and take him down to King's Cross.
25. Get Near drunk.
26. Video tape what happens.
27. Take all these suggestions and write a story about them.

How to annoy the Death Note cast...

I WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IF L ATTACKS YOU WITH A FORK, LIGHT, RYUK, REM OR MISA USE THE DEATH NOTE ON YOU, AND IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF MELLO BLOWS YOU TO PIECES, MATT ELECTROCUTES YOU OR NEAR MAKES YOU CHOKE ON A PIECE OF TOY EMBEDDED IN YOUR FOOD. ARE WE CLEAR?

L...

1. Replace all his cakes with healthy food.


2. Call him Panda Boy.


3. Ask him wether he's solved the Kira case yet... repeatedly.


4. Make up a theme song for him.


5. Show him the scene where he dies... over and over and over...


6. Whenever he walks into a room, start screaming and fall of your chair, then saying "Shinigami... am I really supposed to believe they exist?"


7. Whenever he says a percentage scream "WRONG!" and say that it's 1% lower than that.


8. Change his ringtone to a Nikki Webster song.


9. Tell him that you're Kira, and then do something to make it obvious that you're not.


10. Ask him if he's related to Yoda, and if yes, could you please have his phone number.


11. Ask him if he liked it when he was chained to Light.

Light...

1. Whenever L stands up, scream "LIGHT WAS STARING AT RYUZAKI'S BUTT!"


2. Tell Ryuk that Light asked you to baby sit him. Sit back and watch the show.


3. Paint his Death Note pink and put little hearts and flowers all over it.


4. When he asks you why, shrug and say it suits his personality better.


5. Recite his "I am Kira" speech in a high girly voice (from the episode where he dies).


6. Ask him wether he thought it was a good idea to run after he'd been shot 6 times.


7. Tell Misa that L and Light are eloping.


8. When she gets angry, shrug and say, "Hey, Light forced him into it!"


9. When Light denies it, shout "OH REALLY?" and pull out his Death Note, showing the bit where 'Light' wrote "I Love L"


10. Write a love letter to Ryuk, adressing it from Light.

- Sorry, but I can't think of anything for Ryuk or Rem... -

Misa...

1. Whenever Misa walks into the room, jump on Light's lap and shout "I LOVE YOU LIGHT!!"


2. Write a love letter for L, adressed from Light, and show it to Misa.


3. Get pictures of those guys in the porn magazines and stick L's head on them.


4. Put them up all over Light's room.


5. Show Misa.

Mello...

1. Paint his motorcycle pink.


2. Say that he looks like Misa.


3. Remind him that, whatever he does, Near will always beat him.


4. Tell him that L only chose him as second because he thought Mello was a girl.


5. Take all his chocolate and leave a note saying "PWNED! -Near"


6. Whenever he says "I'll do anything to beat Near", look suspicious and say, "ANYTHING?"


7. When he says "Anything," list a number of disgusting things (*cough* yaoi *cough* *cough*) that he could do to Near.


8. When you're finished, ask him, "Would you do all of that to beat Near?"

Matt...

1. When he isn't around, delete all his saved games.
2. Take the batteries out of his DS/Gameboy/any gaming console he owns that needs batteries.
3. Steal all his batteries.
4. Pour water all over his laptop.
5. When he asks why, say that it needed a wash.
6. Give all his electronic games to the Salvation Army.
7. Whenever he takes outa cigarette, grab it from him and shout, "NO! MY VIDEO BUSINESS WOULD GO DOWN IF WE HAD YOU DIE OF CANCER!"
8. When he asks, "What video business?", get Mello to say "Oh! He/she films you while your in the shower!"

Near...

1. Whenever he leaves the room, swap all his toys with porn magazines.
2. Whenever someone walks into a room, regardless of the circumstances, slap him and scream "HOW DARE YOU KILL MY DOG!"
3. An alternative to step 2: Whenever someone walks into the room, shout "AND I WANT MY PANTIES BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THEM!""
4. Challenge him to a competition where both of you have to see how long you can last without any sleep and eating only sugar, just like L. The loser has to dye their hair blue and cross-dress for a week.
5. Win.
6. Repeat all of them, because he's just too damn patient!

Waah! You're so mean, annoying my Mello!
Oh... and Jessica owns L, of course...

I had to include that or Jessica would hit me...

I WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IF L ATTACKS YOU WITH A FORK, LIGHT, RYUK, REM OR MISA USE THE DEATH NOTE ON YOU, AND IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF MELLO BLOWS YOU TO PIECES, MATT ELECTROCUTES YOU OR NEAR MAKES YOU CHOKE ON A PIECE OF TOY EMBEDDED IN YOUR FOOD. ARE WE CLEAR?

I also don't own Death Note... sadly.

How to annoy people in a hospital waiting room

I DO NOT AND WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF ACTUALLY TRYING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS!

1. Corner random people and tell them your life story.
2. Show the receptionist a wound and ask if it looks infected.
3. Using your phone, put on a really loud song and dance around the waiting room.
4. Go up to a patient and ask them if you look like Hitler.
5. When they say no, draw on a moustache like the one Hitler had and then ask if you look like Hitler.
6. Start speaking to that person in a German accent.
7. Speak to the receptionist repeatedly. The first time, have a German accent. Second time, Scottish. Third time, just speak gibberish.

I DO NOT AND WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF ACTUALLY TRYING ANY OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS!!

How to annoy people at a sleep over

I DO NOT AND WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TRY ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES.

1. Buy fake nails.
2. Using the nail glue, glue them to your face.
3. Invite your friends over/ go to your friends house and go to sleep straight away.
4. When talking to their parents, change your accent every three seconds.
5. Play Marco Polo in the bathroom.
6. Really late at night, walk around their house making spooky sounds.
7. At 3 A.M, sneak into your friend's parent's room and scream at the top of your lungs, 'ALRIGHY GIRLS, RISE AND SHINE!'
8. Take your mobile phone to your friends house.
9. Make sure your number is set to private (on the mobile.)
10. Ring your friend's home number and make chicken noises. (While in your friend's house.)
11. Run around with a lampshade on your head.
12. If your friend's parents has a water bed, stick pins in it and see what happens.

I DO NOT AND WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TRY ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES.

How to have fun in class

I AM NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THE CONSEQUENCES IF YOU ACTUALLY TRY THESE ACTIVITIES, GOT IT?!

1. Take apart your pen.
2. Throw the spring around the room.
3. Go on long expeditions to find the spring.
4. When the teahcer says "Are there any questions?", ask, "Can I go to the bathroom?"
5. Take a comic book to school.
6. Instead of hiding the comic book inside your textbook, do the opposite.
7. When the teacher comes to inspect, she will see that you are actually doing your work!
8. Prepare to have the comic book confiscated anyway.
9. Write "THE TEACHER SUCKS!" on the board.
10. When the teacher screams, "I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS IN MY CLASSROOM!" Say, "Oh, I'm sorry sir/miss, I didn't know you wanted it kept a secret. By the way, does this go on my report?" CONTRIBUTED BY EDWARD (some, anyway.)

I AM NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THE CONSEQUENCES IF YOU ACTUALLY TRY THESE ACTIVITIES, GOT IT?!

How to have fun on an airplane

I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TRY ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES, 'KAY?

1. Before the plane starts moving, jump around in your seat and say, 'whoa, I hate turbulence!'
2. Every five minutes, ask, 'Are we there yet?'
3. Ask whether this is the skydiving plane.
4. Start a food fight.
5. Ask the stewardess whether you can open the window for some fresh air.
6. Bring a parachute
7. Ask when you get to skydive
8. Sing really loudly and tell everyone you're auditioning for Idol.
9. When the plane takes off, shriek and say 'OHMYGOD!!! IS THAT JESUS?!' and point to a cloud.
10. When everyone looks around, say, 'My bad. It was a cloud.'

I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TRY ANY OF THE ACTIVITIES, 'KAY?

How to have fun with your job

I DO NOT ENDORSE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING ACTIVITIES AND WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF YOU TRY THEM!!

If you work in a lolly shop:

1. If the shop sells Wonka Bars, get a texta and change all the 'O's to 'A's, so that it spells WANKA BAR.
2. Eat all the lollies and tell your boss it was the Lolly Monster.
3. Throw out all the M&M packets, claiming they were faulty; you found 'W's. (CONTRIBUTED BY EDWARD)
4. When you argue with an employee, throw a chocolate bar at them.
5. Peg the customers with Maltesers, then pretend it wasn't you.

If you work in the newsagency:

1. Have a Hi-Lighter war with the other employees.
2. Give false scratchie tickets to customers. When they win, inspect the ticket closely, and then tell them this expired in 1790.
3. When people buy notebooks, tell them; "Oh, no, don't buy this one. The paper is white." (CONTRIBUTED BY EDWARD)

If you work in a car shop:

1. When someone is buying a car, say "Oh, I'm sorry sir, this car has wheels. You have to pay an extra $10 000 to get the wheels." (CONTRIBUTED BY EDWARD)
2. When it's closing time, take the fastest and most expensive car and drive it home. When you are caught, tell them that the Drive Away deals are very misleading.
3. Remove all the price stickers from the cars, replacing the stickers with ones that say 50c.

If you work in the library:

1. Set your phone so the ring tone is a really loud rock song. Make it go off at 5 minute intervals.
2. Walk up to people who are totally silent, and scream in their ear, "SHUT UP OR I'LL THROW YOU OUT!"
3. Make sure you get a paper cut when handling the books, and then scream in agony and say that you'll sue.

If you work in a supermarket:

When it's your lunch break, tell the employees that are on break to get hot dogs from the meat section, buns from the bread section, and tomato sauce. Make hot dogs and offer them to your boss, calmly explaining that it is a peace offering, because you ran over their dog that morning.